The Dreaded First Post
Well here it is, my inaugural post. A quick google search tells me I used that word correctly...kind of. Whatever, I'm not changing it.
So. First post. Cool. Um...
This is really fucking hard. Maybe I should check out what other blogs are talking about....
Well, that was a complete waste of time. Let me use what I just learned to tell you what you will not find on this blog.
I like food as much as the next person, but if I have to look at another picture of someone's dinner I may start uploading images of the face I make when I see those pictures.
I love my kids. Seriously, my kids are freaking awesome and to tell me different is to die very quickly and gruesomely in my mind palace. However, as much as I love my kids, they will not be on this blog, aside from occasional references to them. So, no kids and definitely NOT kid friendly.
Not a religious person. You won't find Jesus quotes or inspirational Buddhist chants in my posts. I have next to zero interest in that. I say next to, because I respect your right to listen and share and whatever it is religious people do with all those throw pillows with bible verses stitched into them, but that just isn't me. I feel like this was the nicest way I could have said this.
Travel. Yes, please. I want to travel. Will you pay for me to travel? No? Okay, well then you will not get much travel blogging here. I AM going to London in a month so prepare for pictures of those guards with the hats and excessive pictures of the tower of London, due to my slight (not at all slight) Anne Boleyn obsession.
Photography. For a really long time I thought 'apperation rates' were a thing in photography. Apparently, they're not. The text editor on this site just informed me that isn't even a word.
So...apparently I have nothing to offer you but my ideas, my quick wit and my winning smile (See About page). Hope this is cool. If not, I understand. I went through a period where I wasn't really into interesting things either. I'm sure you'll grow out of it soon enough. Here, have a cat in a Santa hat. I hear people like you like that sort of thing.
So...thanks for reading, I guess.
Hopefully I learn how to end these things better in the future.